Unfortunately it's with a power tool. Today Phillip had to go to a show in Rock Hill for work. The show was for a company that has a line of products that Phillip has been and will continue to sell. Evidently everyone that went was handed a raffle ticket as soon as they walked in the door. At the end of the day, the tickets were drawn at random for a "prize."
Kristin was at work when she got a phone call from Phillip. All he said was "Guess what!?" Not wanting to disappoint, she said "what?" Phillip proceeds to tell Kristin about the divine intervention that landed him with the winning raffle ticket. What was the "prize" you might ask? None other than a spiffy, new WEEDEATER!!!
At 5 PM when Kristin got off work she called Phillip to talk to him a bit more about his day. He doesn't get off work until 5 PM. Surprisingly, he was already at home and had commenced in what we will refer to as "Yardwork, Phase 1." Then she gets a long lesson about everything you can attach and do with this nifty piece of machinery. She informs Phillip that he is more excited about a weedeater than he was when she accepted his proposal. His response, "No no no. I promise I'm not. HOWEVER, you have to understand...this is a POWER TOOL."
There are so many mistresses in Phillip's life. At least they don't come in the form of real women.
:-)
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